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Sunday Morning Quickie (humor? 55)

Posted in Blog, Flash Fiction, Humor?, writing with tags , , , , on May 2, 2010 by dustus

Now that I’m much older and wiser, I’ve discovered lovemaking is all about timing—like knowing when your wife won’t be home. Seriously, I’ve been told multiple times that I’m an animal in the sack. Yep, that is 100% true. After all, I grunt, growl, and scratch before waking up to the smell of food.

*55 Fiction (nanofiction)