Final Act
(across background)
Elvis-attired Andy Kaufman
Crowns Hulk Hogan
Folding chair concussing!
(Center-staged, foreground)
Man:
“Can’t afford my funeral
Nobody’s home
Life’s meaningless
Stop with Nostradamus!
Nobody’s coming
Lowman
To cardboard homes
Pozzo not-so Lucky
Words POOF…
polluting wind”
(He crumples script
Then takes out cell;
Texts girlfriend
Exits
Meets her at coffee shop
Offering
Forget-me-nots)