“Nope. Gonna buy that white house next door. Paint a Godzilla-sized middle finger on the side. Let her admire that every time she sprinkles her prize petunias.”
“Umm… that’s extremely juvenile.”
“Yep,” he belches. “But it’s good you’re finally laughing, Bro.”
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Former Drill Sargent Haines boots him out for dropping F-bombs…. Freshman returns following morning. Haines halts him at the threshold.
“Change your attitude?”
“Fuck off!” Kid pulls a blade.
Haines decks him and the knife disappears.
Haines’s cuffed; marched outside….
Cop asks, “Where’s your car?”
“Over there.”
“Get in and don’t come back to Batterson.”
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“Stop whining…” He orders daughter, “Take my tray!”
“But, Daaaad… I don’t know where it goes.”
“Quit being a goddamn baby, and just do it!”
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